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Community Spirit![]() Being the community spirited individual that I am, I went to Sara-Jane's house on Friday evening to borrow a microphone to be used at the football festival that was taking place on the village green on Saturday. I stayed a while for a chat, but despite being told that Scott was there - he was nowhere to be seen. Upon leaving, I saw a frog hopping around Sara-Jane's living room. I think WITCHCRAFT is afoot here, and I am very concerned about Scott's welfare. As a result, I have spent the weekend erecting a dunking stool by the village pond. If Sara-Jane sinks and drowns (and is therefore not guilty of witchcraft) all can be forgiven. If she floats, I fear that we may have to burn her at the stake. Either way, unless I have got the wrong end of the stick and Scott is, in fact, ok the next gig may be in jeopardy. I will keep you posted. Leave Comment: |
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