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Community Spirit


Being the community spirited individual that I am, I went to Sara-Jane's house on Friday evening to borrow a microphone to be used at the football festival that was taking place on the village green on Saturday. I stayed a while for a chat, but despite being told that Scott was there - he was nowhere to be seen. Upon leaving, I saw a frog hopping around Sara-Jane's living room.

I think WITCHCRAFT is afoot here, and I am very concerned about Scott's welfare.

As a result, I have spent the weekend erecting a dunking stool by the village pond. If Sara-Jane sinks and drowns (and is therefore not guilty of witchcraft) all can be forgiven. If she floats, I fear that we may have to burn her at the stake. Either way, unless I have got the wrong end of the stick and Scott is, in fact, ok the next gig may be in jeopardy.

I will keep you posted.  

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The male and female frogs undergo amplexus. This involves the male mounting the female and gripping her tightly. The female releases her eggs, which the male frog covers with a sperm solution. The eggs then swell and develop a protective coating. This frequently happens by village ponds on Saturdays. Some frog calls are so loud, they can be heard up to a mile away. Frogs call by passing air through the larynx in the throat, often amplified by vocal sacs

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